D20 Sinful Supervillains

1. Crimehild: Possessed by the vengeful spirit of a Teutonic warrior-maiden. Driven to humiliate and destroy the descendants of the court who betrayed and slew her lover. These many centuries later, a significant fraction of the global population is descended from members of that court.

2. Le Marmouset: The inexplicably French monkey mastermind of graft and corruption. Rules the Montréal underworld with an iron paw.

3. Curbludgeon: A violently grumpy old man who gained superhuman strength from the experimental heart medication he’s taking.

4. Skyclad: A militant nudist aerokinetic who wants to free all people from the prison of clothing.

5. Death by Chocolate: The vengeful revenant of a celebrity confectioner who was killed on-set by the sabotage of a jealous rival. An animate and intelligent mass of molten-hot milk chocolate.

6. Chickenhawk: A military-industrial complex stooge senator who was exposed to an experimental genetic weapon and hybridized with avian DNA. Believes that eternal war is necessary for human evolution. Attacks by laying eggs really hard.

7. Cleaver Hans: A 1,400lb stallion with an astounding IQ of 95. Has somehow learned how to wield bladed weapons, commit armed robbery, and buy horse porn off the dark web.

8. Apeshit: The completely unhinged chimpanzee martial arts master created as an ill-advised side project to MK-ULTRA.

9. ’Tude Dude: A 90s kid who never grew up (metaphorically). Uses his impressive skateboarding, yo-yo skills, and ability to quote The Simpsons to wreak mischief and stick it to the Man.

10. Bat Out Of Hell: A bat damned to hell for pooping in the eye of a hovercraft tour captain and causing the deaths of a dozen nuns. Escaped as a giant, demonic chiropteran through sheer meanness.

11. Lil Oozy: A carnivorous slime mold that haunted the sewers of Compton and devoured many up-and-coming rappers, absorbing their lyrical talent in the process.

12. Stinkeye: The seventh daughter of the seventh daughter of a witch, who inherited a mild and off-putting variant of her ancestor’s evil eye. Whoever she stares at with ill intent rapidly develops a terrible case of B.O.

13. Cosa Nostradamus: A mafioso with the power to see the future. Willing to commit despicable acts to avert the timeline of horrendous anti-Italian discrimination he foresees.

14. Gorerilla: A gorilla who was driven mad with rage when his family was poached. Inadvertently made the poachers he tore apart into blood sacrifices to fell gods, and was blessed with terrible power by them.

15. Pottymouth: An alien android cloacaforming Earth, its wormhole-face linked to the sewer systems of an interstellar empire.

16. Carapacious: The conquering cockroach, a mutant blattodean who wishes to clear the way for a future of its own kind.

17. Snotnose: A mutant with a hyperactive allergic response and mucus membranes. Wants to sneeze all over the society that promotes her allergens, like flowers and grass.

18. Mother Tongue: An experiment in creating a universal human language through genetic-neuronal engineering went wrong, creating this villain as a mass of muscular tongue-tissue with hypnotic speech.

19. Atomaton: A nuclear-powered android built by Soviet scientists as the model New Soviet Man. The Soviet Union’s fall has caused a glitch in Atomaton’s programming that compels it to bring about nuclear Armageddon.

20. Ringo Starr from The Beatles: Literally Ringo Starr from The Beatles. Keen to take revenge on the world and prove himself the best drummer not only in The Beatles, but in the entire world, with his drumsticks of pain.