In the game Warcraft 3 the night elf tree buildings could uproot and fight. That was awesome. I used to make armies of just those tree buildings because they were that much cooler than everything else. Can't remember it ever working though.
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This treant is
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tall, thick, and smooth like a baobab, crowned with greenery.
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obscured by the coiffured curtain of its dangling leaves, thin and swaying behind like a willow.
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rough, almost scaly, capped with wide leaves as a palm.
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broad, and bent under the weight of its many sprouting figs.
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fused to an a throne of crawling mangrove-roots.
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hunch-backed, knobbly and knurled, a rotten cavity in its chest.
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This treant was born
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from the attempt of a dryad to save her ailing lover by transmitting their soul into a living wooden idol.
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as a physical avatar for the emergent, mycorrhizally-networked intelligence of the forest itself.
3
from the same enigmatic process that gives rise to
mouselings, owl-folk, and other anthropomorphizations, only applied to a
tree instead of an animal.
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of a wizard trying to steal the Methuselan longevity of trees, and being overwhelmed by the vegetable nature they took in.
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from a particularly dirty and unhinged druid mating with a tree.
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on one of the dissident pseudo-elemental planes: the plane of wood.
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This treant treats humans
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as wayward children in need of saving from civilization.
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as particularly aggressive parts of a larger animal herd that must occasionally be culled.
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as pawns in plans measured in centuries.
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as fascinating distractions due to their fast-lived whimsy.
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as a human might treat goblins - as unnatural, swarming, dangerous pests.
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as an enemy nation, sometimes at war with them, sometimes in an uneasy truce with them, but they're never fully trusted.
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This treant views trees
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with vague uneasiness, like a person might a manikin.
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as their rightful property, demanding recompense from even the nibbling squirrel.
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with envy, as sleepers who get rest while it must work for their good.
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as its relatively dim and slow family.
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as a shepherd might their flock.
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like a fish views water.
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This treant can
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manipulate the minds of beasts that eat its leaves.
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animate trees to march into battle alongside it.
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fill the air around it with hyperallergenic pollen that causes mammals that inhale it to go into anaphylactic shock.
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subtly rearrange the vegetation of its domain to trip you up and get you lost.
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imbue seeds with energy that makes them rapidly sprout into entangling growths.
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send its roots rushing through the earth to impale distant targets.
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Something you might get from this treant
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is its bark, which can be crafted into lightweight armour that's especially effective against manufactured weapons.
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is its heartwood, which can be worked into an amulet that wards off death and strengthens its wearer's vitality.
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are its flowers, which can be distilled into potent perfumes that induce overpowering emotions in those who inhale them.
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is its sap, which can be boiled down into a regenerative healing potion.
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are cuttings that can be used as scions for grafting onto plants or people.
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is its largest branch - prime material for a magic staff.
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