Saturday, December 16, 2023

D6x6 Capable Cars

Vroom vroom:

Special thanks to Spwack for the generator generator here: http://meanderingbanter.blogspot.com/2018/10/automatic-list-to-html-translator-v2.html

D6This car's a
1pickup.
2minivan.
3punch buggy.
4sedan.
5convertible.
6muscle car.
D6This car's paintjob
1is white and purple tiger stripes.
2is red and orange leopard spots.
3is airbrushed Frank Frazetta-esque action scenes.
4is neon green.
5is golden.
6is glowing-white on black, skeletal.
D6This car's interior
1is cat-scratched leather.
2is vinyl, and ridged with the discography of the Beach Boys.
3is piled with old, greasy fast food wrappers.
4is padded with possum pelts.
5has had its seats replaced with bean bag chairs.
6is wrapped in cellophane.
D6In this car's trunk
1is a body packed up in a suit bag.
2is a sawn-off shotgun loaded with silver buckshot.
3is an annotated map of Area 51.
4is a taxidermied pelican with a multi-tailed fish lodged in its mouth.
5is trays of plastic toy vegetables.
6is a sedated honey badger.
D6This car has
1a police scanner installed.
2a long, detachable antenna tipped with a knot of razor wire.
3a pair of crusty fuzzy dice hanging from its rearview mirror - all sides ones.
4a grille soldered with real teeth.
5undercarriage-attached flamethrowers fired by buttons on its dashboard.
6bulletproof windows.
D6This car's license plates reads:
1"NAMASTE".
2"UFOLOGY".
3"FREEDOM".
4"SABATON".
5"MACABRE".
6"ICECAPS".

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