D6x6 Alien Parasites

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D6	This alien parasite resembles
1	an arachnophobe's nightmare, far too many spindly, chitinous limbs, and a coat of quivering setae.
2	an embryo in an indistinct stage of development, where head and feet or mammalian and reptilian can't quite be told one from the other.
3	a slick, gossamer web strung with fleshy white tubing.
4	an oily black engine made of veins and shell instead of metal.
5	a stalk of half-melted wax set with a dozen grasping rat's tails.
6	the worst combined features of a slug and a bat.

D6	This alien parasite infects its hosts
1	by injecting an egg through a needle-like proboscis, which typically is hidden under the tongue of its current host.
2	by releasing clouds of stinking pollen that condense in the lungs and throat into metamorphic protoplasm.
3	through a "viral resonance" emitted from its hives - a signal that reshapes the cells of other organisms into its own.
4	through egg-laden foam it can evacuate from other hosts' orifices.
5	by dissolving a hole through their skin then assimilating into the underlying tissue.
6	by paralyzing them with venom then letting its young crawl inside them.

D6	This alien parasite's effect on its host(s)
1	is that it drives them to mad works through visions of another world and species.
2	is that it causes them to gradually swell up and explode into more parasites.
3	is that it pacifies them into its herd to graze off of, incapable of resisting or often even noticing
4	is that it compels them to gather together and calcify into unseemly monuments.
5	is that it unites them into a hive-mind that's coordinated to infect more people.
6	is that it mutates them into a form that facilitates further infections.

D6	This alien parasite could be found
1	in a lost colony, a Roanoke of the future.
2	in a discreet testing ground for a sketchy corporation's bioweapons program.
3	on board a juicy salvage opportunity of a spaceship that's drifting into a no-man's land of the void.
4	in the vicinity of a clandestine research lab - an escaped test subject.
5	in the trail of planetary scorched earth left by an extinct alien civilization in the wake of an advancing enemy.
6	in a cultic habitat that believed the parasite was the key to a utopian evolution.

D6	This alien parasite can be treated
1	only through risky, manual surgery - auto-surgeons carry too many safety protocols to pull it off.
2	by injecting yourself with an engineered virus that's been targeted to its genome.
3	by taking an exotic psychedelic that'll scramble its analogue to a nervous system to the point that it becomes more of a symbiote than a parasite.
4	with amplified sound-waves like a weaponized ultrasound.
5	by drinking enough to make you sick - that'll kill the parasite before it kills you.
6	only through the death of its host - sorry!

D6	A sign of infestation by this alien parasite
1	is dilated and skewed pupils.
2	is a greenish colouration to the veins.
3	is sweat taking on a smell like boiled spinach.
4	is skin tearing and beading up with blood at even light pressure.
5	is a tottering style of walking.
6	is the host being surrounded by magnetic anomalies - electronics going haywire, metal sticking to them, etc.