Wednesday, December 3, 2025

D6x6 Fungi from Yuggoth

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D6 These fungi from Yuggoth have
1 layered, lace-like skirts like a bustled dress.
2 a crown like entangled antlers of yellowed ivory, pocked with weeping sores.
3 quivering, asymmetrical puffball-growths studding their bodies.
4 bioluminescent splotches flashing across their skin in colours you have no name for.
5 liquid shadows that do not act like mere occlusions - sometimes rising to coil around the one that casts them, sometimes ranging about to lurk in the corner of your eye.
6 a growth on their "chest" or "abdomen" that vaguely resembles a face, which they contort and throb when attempting to communicate with humans.
D6 These fungi's Yuggoth
1 is a wormhole into a lead-grey, ultra-entropic cosmos where detritivores digest even the very fabric of space-time.
2 is a rogue planet which wandered the universe for eons - captured by the gravity of our Sun, its light awakening the planet's inhabitants from long crypto-biosis.
3 is an intergalactic macro-ship which they've parasitically infiltrated.
4 is itself a Great Old One, which the fungi have effectively lobotomized & ridden from the apocalypse which consumed their original solar system.
5 is a throbbing cyst in reality, enclosing the para-causal system that the fungi draw on for sustenance & empowerment.
6 is the spherical, three-dimensional extrusion of a higher-dimensional super-being - these fungi are extrusions of the same, only smaller and less aware of it.
D6 These fungi from Yuggoth can
1 implant a psychic bud into someone's spine that compels those around the implantee to gangstalk them.
2 fuse together into living portals that allow instant transportation across gulfs of space.
3 cause the bodies and souls of those who drink their ichor to drift between the waking world and the Dreamlands.
4 emit a hummadruz which degrades memories and other records of their presence.
5 forge the iridescent lagh metal which even the immortal fear.
6 discorporate themselves into a semi-sentient infection that can afflict both animals and plants for wide area control.
D6 These fungi from Yuggoth come to Earth
1 to harvest collections of brains from seemingly-disparate individuals - sometimes animals - which when arranged properly together share a psycho-geometrical harmony that amplifies the fungi's more abstract technologies.
2 to observe the dimensional rifts that form where gravity well and primitive consciousness meet, and to extract the hybrid substances that encrust the interstitial null-space of these rifts.
3 to open the way for greater entities, and thereby gain tokens and concessions from the same.
4 to nudge human development in subtle & esoteric ways, which may not bear fruit from millions of years yet.
5 to combat the influence of their ancient enemy - the god-state of Tindalos.
6 to measure the distortions caused by the entities sleeping or bound or latent within its space-time.
D6 These fungi from Yuggoth have a base
1 on the dark side of the moon, where they are waited on by kidnapped and immortalized Apollo mission astronauts, while those astronauts' clones lived out their lives on Earth.
2 orbiting around the sun - they could, at any moment, use it to provoke a solar flare that would wipe out technological civilization.
3 at the North Pole, within the Rupes Nigra, allowing them to manipulate electro-magnetic signals across the planet and beyond.
4 beneath a cornfield somewhere in Midwestern America, where an occult government faction swears oaths of service to them in return for alien knowledge - the corn of the field above is infected with a smut derived from the fungi from Yuggoth themselves.
5 off the beaten path on Mount Everest, where wealthy supplicants come with offerings in the hope of winning favours and blessings of warped flesh.
6 on a small, artificial island somewhere in the Pacific, built from a genetically-modified, electro-magnetism-disrupting coral. They are worshiped there by an eco-terrorist sect.
D6 When these fungi from Yuggoth attempt to communicate with humans
1 they ape the mannerisms of particular pop-cultural individuals.
2 they come off as psychopathically callous.
3 they prefer to use changeling-children raised by them, who've got one brain hemisphere removed and replaced with a fungal organelle.
4 they avoid pronouns and suchlike, suggesting they have no sense of self.
5 they tend to stumble over terms of community, family, connection, and suchlike.
6 they use the Elder Futhark, which were taught to the ancient Scandinavians by them, therewhen cemenenting the "Nordic" alien archetype as a cover-up of the horrid truth.

Tuesday, December 2, 2025

D6x6 Space Hunks

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D6 This space hunk comes
1 from a nation of orbital installations in the shimmering ring of a gas giant. Those who lived above the ring duelled with those who lived below in beautiful vacuum-dance duels to the death.
2 from the goon-cubes of a totalitarian social-democratic world, where the satisfaction of animal needs was held to be the highest virtue.
3 from an interstellar host bar where the hosts were grown from scratch to match the tastes and whims of particular clients.
4 from a colony of mega-aesthetes who created a brief civilization in a comet as it sublimated away in sunlight.
5 as a creche-prototype from a planet of sapiosexual geniuses, who considered him a hideous failure.
6 as the last survivor of a planet that was destroyed by a cosmic warlord in a fit of jealous rage after being cuckolded by one of its ultra-handsome inhabitants.
D6 This space hunk wears
1 ceremonial armour of golden plates and delicate chains that defend little and expose much.
2 baggy, near-frumpy, yet inexplicably-expensive clothing.
3 an anti-gravitational mankini that shifts in ripples between glowing neon colour schemes.
4 a tailored, holographic suit emitted from his bow-tie.
5 a veil of living silk that coils around his body from an eyebrow-ring down to a toe-ring.
6 chrome ribbons and bangles lined with blinking LEDs.
D6 This space hunk's most hunkadelic feature
1 is his popping abs - where the abs pop, more surge up from beneath.
2 is the slender yet defined curve of his ass, each twitch powerful and purposeful.
3 are his soft, plump, pouty lips placed upon a jawscape of chiselled, angular mathematical perfection.
4 is his strong brow and piercing gaze.
5 are his mighty, meaty pecs.
6 are the sculpted curlicues of his body hair, each more fragrant than any flower.
D6 This space hunk has
1 no belly button - he hatched from an egg.
2 compound eyes like cut gemstones, and finger-long lashes that curl along chitinous segments.
3 twin heartbeats like steady drums, and a constant, cozy warmth.
4 a tail that is as strong as it is dextrous - which is very.
5 three tongues, each tipped with three prehensile lobes.
6 pincers on his hips which assist with leverage in love-making.
D6 This space hunk is
1 fond of animals & plants (or their local analogue) and refuses to harm either. Subsists entirely on ultraviolet light and ice. He makes really annoying sounds when he's chewing ice.
2 a huge gamer & space-sports-gambler.
3 a fanboy of Earth-culture, but gets many times, places, and people confused. Do not ask him about Emperor Hitler.
4 a hobbyist literary critic, but one who's actually good and not like one who just gives a synopsis and their sentiments.
5 seeking a fellow hunk to merge eternally with, so that the virtuous cycling of their yang energy will birth a new and vibrant star.
6 the lead guitar in a space-rock band which has never received any allegations of anything untoward.
D6 This space hunk
1 ejaculates puffs of glittering stardust - don't get this in your eyes!!
2 has euphoric sweat that gives a nice buzz.
3 is mildly telepathic, and can share sensations with those he touches.
4 is biologically incapable of feeling possessive of someone.
5 can do that E.T. thing where he can make a part of him glow and heal minor injuries but instead of the tip of his finger it's his penis.
6 doesn't sleep, and must regularly extract chemo-fluid from a gland instead. Drinking this fluid lets you experience the dreams he didn't have.