D6x6 Scornful Scarecrows

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D6	This scornful scarecrow is
1	a formerly-ordinary scarecrow that became the focus for an entire village's negative emotions after a murder took place in its field, after which it became animate and sentient.
2	granted life by a lingering drop of Abel's blood, still crying out from fields tilled by the sons of Cain.
3	a vengeful forest spirit whose trees were razed to make farms.
4	a harvest deity who's shrivelled up and become bitter.
5	animated by the ghost of a vagrant who was murdered when caught stealing grain from its field.
6	the vessel of a demon that a desperate farmer invited into this world to prevent his family from starving - but at what cost?

D6	This scornful scarecrow attacks
1	by riding a skeletal ox and getting it to trample and gore its victims.
2	by rapidly spinning straw into razor wire.
3	with a torch and pitchfork wielded in dreadful tandem.
4	with thorny, eviscerating claws that break off bits in wounds that grow into parasitic brambles.
5	silently, from out of nowhere, swinging a machete.
6	by summoning swarms of birds and rats to nip away at its victims.

D6	The surrounding community deals with this scornful scarecrow
1	by sacrificing troublemakers (and anyone who seems like they might make trouble) to it.
2	by attempting to appease it with shrines, festivals, and little doughy treats steamed in straw.
3	by demystifying it, seeing it as no different from any other territorial predator, learning its routines and avoiding it when they can.
4	by avoiding it physically and mentally, fencing off its field and obscuring its existence in nursery rhymes.
5	by making it the lynchpin of their defense from the outside world, setting obstacles to funnel invaders towards it - some even coming to see it as their sacred guardian.
6	by challenging it, making surviving in its field for a night their rite of manhood - those who survive are said to have conquered fear itself (though they rarely speak to each other about the chronic nightmares).

D6	This scornful scarecrow has
1	human viscera stuffed inside it in unconventional numbers and arrangements instead of straw.
2	a wide hat with vials containing wasps, mosquitos, locusts and other such unpleasant insects dangling from its brim.
3	a mouthful of mismatched teeth pried from the mouths of dogs, cats, and various livestock.
4	an unseemly blend of burlap and leather making up its body, each mixed into the other without a clear point of demarcation.
5	stitches spelling out curses and obscenities.
6	black marble eyes that roll around in its head when it's agitated.

D6	This scornful scarecrow's field grows
1	gourds and melons, swollen to boulder-size and wrinkled and sagging into forms suggestive of faces. Vines snag at your feet like snares when you trudge through it.
2	lentil bushes in trackless profusion. Disease-bearing ticks lurk on every stem.
3	apple trees, spread from neat orchards to a gnarled forest. Their branches have matted into a sun-blocking thicket, bearing foul-smelling fruit.
4	corn, the stalks in tight-packed rows towering above your head, every stretch identical to every other. Easy to get lost in a place like this.
5	wheat. The dense stalks trap air like fur against skin - the field is unpredictably, unpleasantly hot or cold.
6	rice, the grains hard and bitter even after long boiling. The field's mud sucks your feet in deep, steals your boots, and needle-thin fishbones are mixed in throughout, pricking through bare skin and thin cloth.

D6	This scornful scarecrow's field
1	is home to rabid badgers and their ankle-snapping dens.
2	is riddled with pitfalls, bear traps, and other such nasty surprises.
3	is larger once you're in it than it seems from the outside.
4	bends to its will in subtle ways.
5	is decorated with the heads of its victims, hollowed out and stuck on stakes, a candle shining from their mouths and eye sockets.
6	has at its center a barn and farmhouse, in pristine condition despite the untended crops. Within, the signs of everyday life are preserved at the moment they stopped.