I have also updated the monster pieces generator with some more pieces: https://archonsmarchon.blogspot.com/2025/05/monster-pieces-towards-hoard-of-hundred.html
Click the button below to get your bread:
Some other culinary delights:
https://archonsmarchon.blogspot.com/2018/11/d100-irregular-rations.html
https://archonsmarchon.blogspot.com/2020/02/d100-winsome-wines.html
https://archonsmarchon.blogspot.com/2023/01/d100-surreal-sodas.html
https://archonsmarchon.blogspot.com/2024/06/d100-snazzy-snacks.html
https://archonsmarchon.blogspot.com/2025/06/d6x6ish-chaffy-cheeses.html
Special thanks to Spwack for the generator generator here: https://meanderingbanter.blogspot.com/2018/10/automatic-list-to-html-translator-v2.html
D6 |
This bread is made from |
1 |
wheat flour. |
2 |
barley flour. |
3 |
rye flour. |
4 |
rice flour. |
5 |
corn flour. |
6 |
sorghum flour. |
D6 |
This bread is baked in the shape of |
1 |
a cross, or sword. |
2 |
a bowler hat. |
3 |
a depressed fish. |
4 |
a knotted rope. |
5 |
a snail shell. |
6 |
a smiling pig. |
D6 |
This bread was baked |
1 |
atop victory-stones taken from the toppled walls of a
conquered city, and bear the imprint of the image of that city's
guardian deity. |
2 |
with a sacred flame sparked by a lightning-strike,
making it theologically-equivalent to animal-flesh for the purpose of
sacrifices. |
3 |
in an oven made from the carapace of a huge crab that washed ashore - and it carries a hint of seafood-flavour. |
4 |
above an open hickory-wood fire, infusing it with a savoury smoke-flavour. |
5 |
as the masterpiece of an aspiring journeyman-baker. |
6 |
and simultaneously steamed using volcanic heat. |
D6 |
This bread's got something else baked into it - it's |
1 |
chopped nuts. |
2 |
bits of dried fruit. |
3 |
a blend of herbs. |
4 |
a sworl of cheese. |
5 |
slices of olive. |
6 |
a single copper coin. |
D6 |
This bread is best enjoyed |
1 |
shared with friends - it breaks apart evenly. |
2 |
on the march - it holds up well in rough conditions. |
3 |
toasted with butter and served with bacon. |
4 |
made into a bread pudding. |
5 |
dipped into a rich soup. |
6 |
by being fed to ducks - although you're not supposed to do this anymore, and instead give them peas. |
D6 |
This bread is also |
1 |
a bit burnt. |
2 |
infested with weevils. |
3 |
starting to go moldy. |
4 |
quite stale. |
5 |
somewhat gnawed-on. |
6 |
pretty squashed. |
what a tasty generator
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