Tuesday, June 17, 2025

D6x6 Based Breads

I have also updated the monster pieces generator with some more pieces: https://archonsmarchon.blogspot.com/2025/05/monster-pieces-towards-hoard-of-hundred.html

Click the button below to get your bread: 


Some other culinary delights:
https://archonsmarchon.blogspot.com/2018/11/d100-irregular-rations.html
https://archonsmarchon.blogspot.com/2020/02/d100-winsome-wines.html
https://archonsmarchon.blogspot.com/2023/01/d100-surreal-sodas.html
https://archonsmarchon.blogspot.com/2024/06/d100-snazzy-snacks.html
https://archonsmarchon.blogspot.com/2025/06/d6x6ish-chaffy-cheeses.html

Special thanks to Spwack for the generator generator here: https://meanderingbanter.blogspot.com/2018/10/automatic-list-to-html-translator-v2.html

D6 This bread is made from
1 wheat flour.
2 barley flour.
3 rye flour.
4 rice flour.
5 corn flour.
6 sorghum flour.
D6 This bread is baked in the shape of
1 a cross, or sword.
2 a bowler hat.
3 a depressed fish.
4 a knotted rope.
5 a snail shell.
6 a smiling pig.
D6 This bread was baked
1 atop victory-stones taken from the toppled walls of a conquered city, and bear the imprint of the image of that city's guardian deity.
2 with a sacred flame sparked by a lightning-strike, making it theologically-equivalent to animal-flesh for the purpose of sacrifices.
3 in an oven made from the carapace of a huge crab that washed ashore - and it carries a hint of seafood-flavour.
4 above an open hickory-wood fire, infusing it with a savoury smoke-flavour.
5 as the masterpiece of an aspiring journeyman-baker.
6 and simultaneously steamed using volcanic heat.
D6 This bread's got something else baked into it - it's
1 chopped nuts.
2 bits of dried fruit.
3 a blend of herbs.
4 a sworl of cheese.
5 slices of olive.
6 a single copper coin.
D6 This bread is best enjoyed
1 shared with friends - it breaks apart evenly.
2 on the march - it holds up well in rough conditions.
3 toasted with butter and served with bacon.
4 made into a bread pudding.
5 dipped into a rich soup.
6 by being fed to ducks - although you're not supposed to do this anymore, and instead give them peas.
D6 This bread is also
1 a bit burnt.
2 infested with weevils.
3 starting to go moldy.
4 quite stale.
5 somewhat gnawed-on.
6 pretty squashed.

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