D6x6 Dire Dervishes

I did a orientalism. I did an islamophobia. I did a racism. I did a xenophobia. I did a christo-fascism. I did a weak apology. I did a no growth. This makes it abundantly clear I don't understand the intersectional nature of the multiplicity of my offenses.

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D6	These dervishes dance
1	in a sort of stylized military march, with high knees and punts.
2	in a style that includes lots of spins and flips and kicks - it's a fused dance-martial art like capoeira.
3	in cycles of whirling expansion and tiptoeing contraction, kind of like figure skating by foot.
4	impossibly-flexibly, proof in motion that their inspiration could only be divine.
5	by leaping and rolling in a stunning display of athleticism.
6	hand-in-hand, each of the pair in colours contrasting the other's.

D6	These dervishes dance to
1	demonstrate that the divine cannot be grasped rationally, but rather only by direct, aesthetic revelation.
2	wake the righteous dead up from the earth, to enjoy their company and share the joys of the living.
3	mimic on earth what their divinity achieves in the heavens.
4	speak with bees, who they believe carry their words up to the ears of God.
5	keep their bodies strong and limber for when spiritual war must spill over into the material world.
6	the tune of strummed lyres and the beat of their beaded wooden sandals.

D6	These dervishes wear
1	long skirts and taper-tipped hats.
2	billowy scarves and sashes and headbands and ribbons around their ankles and wrists.
3	be-belled & tasselled shirts and trousers.
4	curlicued tunics and spirally torcs and tiaras and belts.
5	hauberks of gold-leafed chain, and tabards stitched with religious symbols.
6	frames like hussar wings flying gaudy pennats, and vests with striped colours.

D6	These dervishes wield
1	weapons like haftless morning stars, or spiked and hollow bowling balls.
2	coiled scimitars made from the treated iridescent shells of flailsnails, which by skilled users can be whipped out to their full length or retained for weighty chopping.
3	wavering, wire-thin bagh nakhs, perfect for piercing around armour and bones.
4	heavy chakrams, more for swinging than for throwing.
5	their own fists and feet and knees and elbows and foreheads, conditioned into iron-hard weapons.
6	twin serrated sickles, engraved with calligraphic prayers.

D6	These dervishes are led
1	by a burn-scarred and wildly-bearded old ascetic who sleeps with his eyes open balanced atop a wooden pole and can laugh off any pain.
2	by a clubfooted prophetess who rides an albino donkey.
3	by a bloodthirsty zealot who pores over their sacred texts for justifications for all-consuming violence.
4	by a fanatical literalist who is certain they have discerned the one perfect dance, which when performed (at great expense to all) will immanentize the eschaton.
5	by a canny politician who knows the right words to whisper into every ear to get people to sacrifice themselves for the greater cause.
6	by a venal secularist who has mastered their art yet wants to render them into mere performers and concubines.

D6	These dervishes' stronghold
1	is a blessed cirque way up in the mountains, carved out and encompassed by a glacier of pale blue, unmelting ice, which acts as a greenhouse for the paradisiacal verdance within it.
2	is an underground city with great earthen doors to disguise its entrances.
3	is a white tower, a cyclopean pillar of atmospheric entry-sizzled stone encircled by a crater-oasis.
4	is down the throat of a hotspring-cenote, the steam rising from its depths channeled into contraptions and contrivances for convenience and defence.
5	is a valley carved with the tombs of pagan pharaohs, walled off with raided bricks and decorated with defaced idols.
6	is an ancient, eroded web of qanats, cisterns, and aqueducts, with a semi-nomadic center of operations that can move rapidly along its waterways.