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This mascot is |
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an ant-eater in a French maid outfit and big sunglasses. |
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an anthropomorphic flea with a flowing mane of roses. |
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a blocky robot who is also a mummy, and carries a TV-static ankh. |
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a two-headed owl with crab-claws instead of wings. |
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a multiple-amputee bunny-rabbit with vitiligo and also silly-straw prostheses and a hankering for pickled onions. |
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a be-dreadlock'd stoner shark who also loves paragliding. |
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This mascot's personality |
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is muted and sarcastic. |
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is gloomy yet occasionally jumpy. |
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is nerdy & hyper-active. |
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is cuhrazy, like a PG-13 Joker. |
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is lovey-dovey yet bashful. |
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is sassy and vengeful. |
D6 |
This mascot is a mascot for |
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a sports team. |
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an open-source operating system. |
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a breakfast cereal. |
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a university. |
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a chain restaurant. |
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a local tourist attraction. |
D6 |
Inside of this mascot's suit is |
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a robotic armature, and a computer programmed for friendliness. |
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meat, fresh and bloody and throbbing. |
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some guy who's been hypnotically programmed to believe he is the mascot. |
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a slave leased from a local prison who is chained up inside it. |
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a quintet of highly-trained performing monkeys. |
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some teenage part-timer. |
D6 |
This mascot can be seen |
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breakdancing and rapping in a gobbledybbuk pseudo-language. |
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planking, ice bucket challenging, and otherwise attempting decade-old pop phenomena. |
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shaking hands and kissing babies like a politician on campaign. |
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going on dates with micro-celebrities. |
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in commercials directed by the late & great David Lynch, and in live re-enactments. |
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alongside goats and llamas at nearby petting zoos. |
D6 |
This mascot is viewed |
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as a creepy fixture about whom many occult rumours are spread. |
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as the final boss of local social media representation, the top dog to be surpassed by every influencer and advertizer. |
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as a beloved icon by half the population, and a representative of everything wrong with the world by the other half. |
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as amusing, but over-used. |
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with numb indifference - as just another sign of liberal impotence in the rising tide of global fascism. |
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as both embarrassingly-outdated and a nostalgic retro-figure. |
Was this inspired by Promise Mascot Agency? I've been wanting to check that out. Great generator either way!
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