Friday, June 27, 2025

D6x6 Maddening Mascots

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Special thanks to Spwack for making the generator generator here: http://meanderingbanter.blogspot.com/2018/10/automatic-list-to-html-translator-v2.html
D6 This mascot is
1 an ant-eater in a French maid outfit and big sunglasses.
2 an anthropomorphic flea with a flowing mane of roses.
3 a blocky robot who is also a mummy, and carries a TV-static ankh.
4 a two-headed owl with crab-claws instead of wings.
5 a multiple-amputee bunny-rabbit with vitiligo and also silly-straw prostheses and a hankering for pickled onions.
6 a be-dreadlock'd stoner shark who also loves paragliding.

D6 This mascot's personality
1 is muted and sarcastic.
2 is gloomy yet occasionally jumpy.
3 is nerdy & hyper-active.
4 is cuhrazy, like a PG-13 Joker.
5 is lovey-dovey yet bashful.
6 is sassy and vengeful.
D6 This mascot is a mascot for
1 a sports team.
2 an open-source operating system.
3 a breakfast cereal.
4 a university.
5 a chain restaurant.
6 a local tourist attraction.
D6 Inside of this mascot's suit is
1 a robotic armature, and a computer programmed for friendliness.
2 meat, fresh and bloody and throbbing.
3 some guy who's been hypnotically programmed to believe he is the mascot.
4 a slave leased from a local prison who is chained up inside it.
5 a quintet of highly-trained performing monkeys.
6 some teenage part-timer.
D6 This mascot can be seen
1 breakdancing and rapping in a gobbledybbuk pseudo-language.
2 planking, ice bucket challenging, and otherwise attempting decade-old pop phenomena.
3 shaking hands and kissing babies like a politician on campaign.
4 going on dates with micro-celebrities.
5 in commercials directed by the late & great David Lynch, and in live re-enactments.
6 alongside goats and llamas at nearby petting zoos.
D6 This mascot is viewed
1 as a creepy fixture about whom many occult rumours are spread.
2 as the final boss of local social media representation, the top dog to be surpassed by every influencer and advertizer.
3 as a beloved icon by half the population, and a representative of everything wrong with the world by the other half.
4 as amusing, but over-used.
5 with numb indifference - as just another sign of liberal impotence in the rising tide of global fascism.
6 as both embarrassingly-outdated and a nostalgic retro-figure.

2 comments:

  1. Was this inspired by Promise Mascot Agency? I've been wanting to check that out. Great generator either way!

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