Converted from my reddit post here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/d100/comments/9pvtyt/d20x5_pitiable_orphanscheap_disposable_hirelings/
D20 |
This Orphan Looks... |
1 |
Puppy-eyed and chubby. |
2 |
As off-putting as they smell. |
3 |
Small for their age. |
4 |
Adorably ugly. |
5 |
Ruddy, dirty, and lacking in teeth. |
6 |
Like every bone in their face has been broken at some point. |
7 |
Uncannily like you when you were young. |
8 |
Entirely stoic. They never seem to smile or sob. |
9 |
Half-starved and heavily tattooed. |
10 |
Twitchy and gangly. |
11 |
Like they could pass for just about any ethnicity. |
12 |
Tall, broad, and mean. |
13 |
Like they’re always know something you don’t. |
14 |
Like they just ran through a thorn bush. |
15 |
Inbred to the point of deformity. |
16 |
Completely hairless. |
17 |
Sharp-featured, almost bird-like. |
18 |
Like their hair was styled by an insane barber with nothing but contempt for them. |
19 |
Round of body and face, yet with bony limbs. |
20 |
Wan and androgynous. |
D20 |
This Orphan’s Parents Died... |
1 |
As a cult’s sacrifices. |
2 |
Of old age. |
3 |
Recently. |
4 |
Because of a mistake the orphan made. |
5 |
When the orphan was too young to remember them. |
6 |
Mysteriously. |
7 |
Of complications from alcoholism. |
8 |
Being mauled by a bear. |
9 |
Trampled by a carriage. |
10 |
In a tremendous fire. |
11 |
Leaving the orphan alone in their house for a week with their corpses and collection of near-feral cats before being found. |
12 |
Wealthy, and left the orphan a sizeable inheritance that was stolen by an older relative. |
13 |
As victims of a serial killer. |
14 |
In an unlikely accident as tragic as it was hilarious. |
15 |
Over a debt they owed to the wrong sort of people. |
16 |
By drowning themselves and almost the orphan with them. |
17 |
In a purge of political dissidents. |
18 |
From a horrific disease. |
19 |
As collateral damage in an assassination attempt. |
20 |
At the orphan’s own hands. |
D20 |
This Orphan Wants... |
1 |
A full belly and somewhere dry to sleep. |
2 |
To find the sibling they were separated from. |
3 |
Revenge on an abusive caretaker. |
4 |
To see a dragon in the flesh. |
5 |
All the luxuries this world has to offer. |
6 |
A stiff drink and a sharp knife. |
7 |
The doll they always carry with them to be fixed up good as new. |
8 |
People to fear them. |
9 |
A fresh set of clothes. |
10 |
To be supplied with drugs. |
11 |
Every orphan to be adopted. |
12 |
To be young forever. |
13 |
To emulate someone they look up to. |
14 |
To find out they’re secretly related to royalty. |
15 |
To learn magic. |
16 |
Their own gang. |
17 |
To be treated like an adult. |
18 |
All the candy they can eat before getting sick and then some. |
19 |
A loving family. |
20 |
A name and impressive title. |
D20 |
This Orphan Is Good At... |
1 |
Fist fighting. Getting into a scrap is how they deal with their emotions. |
2 |
Squeezing into tight places. |
3 |
Singing. |
4 |
Lying. |
5 |
Pickpocketing. |
6 |
Eavesdropping. |
7 |
Climbing. |
8 |
Staying very quiet and very still. |
9 |
Literacy. |
10 |
Sling shooting. |
11 |
Burning things. |
12 |
Cheating at gambling games. |
13 |
Running away. |
14 |
Throwing insults. |
15 |
Keeping an eye out for trouble. |
16 |
Carrying more than they should be able to for their size. |
17 |
Hiding objects on their person, or others’ persons. |
18 |
Cleaning and doing laundry. |
19 |
Appearing helpless and harmless. |
20 |
Stopping wounds from bleeding with minimal supplies. |
D20 |
This Orphan Is Bad At... |
1 |
Extended physical exertion. They’ve got an incurable sickness that makes them cough up blood and won’t last to see adulthood. |
2 |
Dealing with the dark. They’ve got a deep phobia of it. |
3 |
Not crying out in their sleep. |
4 |
Math. |
5 |
Cooking, but takes great pride in the meals they make. |
6 |
Doing anything but what they’re explicitly told to do. |
7 |
Speaking clearly. Their tongue’s been half cut off. |
8 |
Dealing with younger children. They hate them so. |
9 |
Going more than five minutes without muttering obscenities. |
10 |
Anything religious. |
11 |
Resisting temptations. |
12 |
Sharing. |
13 |
Haggling. |
14 |
Staying focused. |
15 |
Behaving with good manners. |
16 |
Not going places they shouldn’t. |
17 |
Telling the whole truth even when it would benefit them. |
18 |
Remembering things. |
19 |
Keeping themself clean. |
20 |
Not hoarding everything they can come into possession of. |
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