Thursday, November 26, 2020


I've been here way too long for my own good. It's been two long years now. If only I never knew that there were people like this, I wouldn't have become such a half-assed piece of shit.

It's too late now. I don't know what's right anymore. The only choice left for me is to face the consequences of my actions, and as a blogger, fulfill my duty to the bitter end.

Anyways, two years & two hundred posts, here's an index:


D6x6 Wrathful Wraiths

5 Monsters Inspired by Old-Timey Halloween Costumes

Horn Beetles (scroll down)

5 Monsters

Virtuesome Lilies & Lily Maidens

Five Monsters in the Style of Throne of Salt

Grugach & Cooshee

D6x6 Hydrated Hydras

D6x6 Wily Will-o-Wisps

D20x5 Spooky Scary Skeletons



D6x6 Wanton Wyverns

D20x5 Demons to Summon for Fun & Profit

D20x5 Wizardly Abominations

D20x5 Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers

D20x5 Eccentric Elves

D20x5 Genial Genies

D6x6 Evil Trees

D20x5 Rash Rakshasas

D6x6 Gloomful Ghouls 


D50 Necromantic Nasties & D50 Goofy Golems

D6x7 Brownies, Domovoi, & Other Domestic Spirits 

D20x5(xA Lot) Lovecraftian Servitors to Summon for ????? and !!!!!

D20x5 Hungry Ghosts & Unclean Spirits

D20x??? Hideous Hags

D10x10 Deadly Dragons 

D6x7 Saucy Sphinxes

D20 More Soulslike Bosses  

D6x6 Ornery Owlbears

D12x??? Onerous Oni

D20x5 Elf-Knights 

D50x3(x20x8) Fairy Nobility

D20x5 Trendy Trolls 

D20x5 Ready Reapers

D20x5 Horrible Homunculi 

D6x6 Pithy Pixies

D6x6 Killing Spirits 

D20x8(+9) Lovecraftian Entities that Didn't Make the Cut

D20x5 Chanceful Changelings 

D20x5 Assorted Slimes

D20x5 Odd Orcs 

D20x5 Accursed Ones

D20x5 Angels to Summon for Chastity and Humility 

D20x5 Baleful Bogeymen

D20x5 Ghastly Ghosts  

Some Non-Threatening Cosmic Monsters

D20x5 Variant Vampires


D6x6 Amazing Amazons

D6x6 Gnomic Gnomes

D20x5 Mercurial Merfolk

D20x5 Hellacious Halflings


D20x5 Truculent Time Travellers

D20x5 Horses (& Some Not-Quite Horses)

D20x5 Worrying Warriors

Miss Mulberry - Build a Witch Challenge

D12 Castaways, Maroons, & Shipwrecked Souls

D20 Other Kinds of Peasant Than “Farmer”, D20 Other Kinds of Noble Than “Rich Asshole”

D20x5 Weird Wizards

D20x5 Wicked Witches

D20x5 Pitiable Orphans/Cheap & Disposable Hirelings

D20x5 Scattered Scholars

D66x6 Speedy Superheroes/Villains

D20x5 Rival Adventurers

D100+ Busy Bureaucrats

D100+ Supervillains

D100+ Superhero Names

D20x5 Uplifted Animals

D6x6 Regretful Fausts

D20x5 Hedge-Knights

D100,000 (Approximately) Goblin Churls

D20x6 Dwarven Exiles 

D20x5 Calibans, Igors, Renfields, & Other Wretched Servants 

D20x5 Quixotic Questers

D20x5 Men With Guns To Come In Through A Door 

D20x5 Marvellous Merchants

D20x5 Gratuitous Gladiators 

D20x5 Dastardly Dandies, Ponces, And Rakes/More Expensive But Ethically Sourced Underlings 

D20x5 Fearsome Fighters

D20x5 Ignoble Nobles  

D20x5 Strange Sailors

D20x5 Humble Hedge-Mages

Treasure, Loot, & Various Objects

D10 Magic Maps

D10 Culinary Curios

D10 Goblin Goodies

D50 Shitty Potions from Hack Alchemists

D100 Answers to the Question: What’s In This Dude’s Car/Couch/Carrying Case? Or: Some Minor Modern Fantasy Loot

D12 Flaming Swords

D20x5 Grimoires of Forbidden Lore

D100 Things for this Weird Egg You Found to Hatch Into

D20 Magic Rings

D20x5 Headstrong Helmets

D20 Extraneous Miscellaneous Magic Items

D100+ Winsome Wines

Objects from Bebahidari

D20x5 Magic Weapons That Aren't Swords

D20x5 Wacky Wands

D20x5 Dubious Drugs

D66(xD10xD10) Fantastical Fires

D20x5 Illustrious Intelligent Swords

D20 Miscellaneous Magic Items

D20x5 Comely Coinage

D20x5 Freaky Fungi

The Bestiarum Phantasmaticus

D6x6 Heady Healing Potions

D20x5 Jangly Jewelry 

D20x5 Potent Poisons

D20x5 Eldritch Idols  

D100 Irregular Rations


Ascended Baneposter

Lich Aspirant

Monster Binder


D100+ Noble Houses 

D100+ Company Names

D20x5 Impractical Priesthoods

D20x5 Barefaced Banks

D100+ Idolatrous Cults & The Idols They Adulate

D20x5 Kooky Cults

D20x5 Bizarre Barbarian Bands

D100+ Factious Faction Names

D20x5 Grotty Goblin Groups

D6x6 Feral Tribes

D20x5 Non-Standard Knightly Orders

D20x5 Gonzo Gangs


D20x5 Abhorrent Apocalypses

D20x5 Alien Invasions

D100+ Wars

D100 Encounters Along A Beach

D100 Encounters Along A Lonesome Road

D100 Morbid Miscasts  

D100 "I Search The Body" Complications


GLOG-Style Dwarf Fortress Races

Slush Piles

Slush Pile 1

Slush Pile 2

Slush Pile 3



Odds & Ends

D20 Mooncalves & The Dooms They Foretell

D20 Additional Anomalous Media

What Is The Outrageous Deformity Of This Fashionable Lapdog? & Related Miscellanea

D100+ Mutations

D6x6 Podcasts

D1,000,000 Answers to the Question: What do this wizard's magic missiles look like?

D6x6 Capricious Conspiracies

D8x2xD20x6 Cryptic Prophecies 

Weddingcrashing & Random Tables for the Royal Wedding

D100 Tricky Traps That Might Not Even Technically Be Traps 

D50 Dire Diseases & D50 Curious Cures


D20 Cozy Cottages

Curdle - The City of Cheese

Thaw - Another New Crobuzon

Itaban's Verge - F-122 Challenge

D20x5 Dwarven Mountain Halls

D6x6 Suspiciously Spacious Sewers

The Republic of Beards

The Silvertine Coast

D20x5 Schools of Sorcery

D20x5 Darkling Dungeons

D20x5 Atypical Taverns

Psychomatic Mini-Dungeons - Secret Santicorn

D100 Answers to the Question: What's the Deal with this Town? 

More Lands

D20x5 Forlorn Outposts

D20x5 Dungeon Markets

D6x6 Empty Shrines  

D20x5 Passages to the Underworld

D20x5 Wondrous Wizard Towers

This House Has Many Walls 

How to Make a Magic Sword

D20x5 Tantalizing Trade Routes

D20x5 Terrible Towns




The Dreams of Trees are Awful Things

All Thrones Were Trees And Stones

'Round These Here Parts

A Post Written Entirely With My Phone’s Suggested Words (Except For This Title); Or, The Most Impressive Thing In A World Of Human Flesh

Beware the Werewolf

Architectural Parasitism 

D10x10 Canty Cosmologies

Picture Pong

The Rememberdismove Strain

Swift & Silent as Lightning Before the Thunder

Things Have Learnt to Ping that Ought to Pong

Donkey Pong

The Endinning of the Begend


D20 Fates Other Than Just Dying When You Reach <0 HP

Knowledge is Power; or: Magic Without Spells

Movie Reviews

The first movie review post

The second movie review post

Bits & Bobs

Lessons in Running Horror from Six Idiots in a Dental Office

They Are Hungry We Are Fat

D20x5 Radical Religions

Break Jesus Out of Babylon

D20 Random Sex

D50x2 + D20 Conditional Invulnerabilities

Monster Blender Part I

Monster Blender Part II

What Does This Goblin Smell Like?  

D6x6 Murky Miasmas



1 comment:

  1. This is fantastic. I've been following the blog since early 2019 and checked out every post at this point. Seriously, thank you for the index- I refer back to some of my favorites for my campaign, and this will be so helpful for sorting through them.